literallykimwhatisdrugs:

Give me your hoodie so I know it’s real

puppies:

In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism

entiredog:

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meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

(Source: meladoodle)

placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

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burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr